drewheyman commented on How Important Is Crash Test Performance To You?, at 11:57 AM on Jul 9 i treat crash performance opposite of everyone else. more » [jalopnik]

drewheyman commented on Spend a special message to, at 11:30 AM on Jul 9 A monkey has thrown some of those bricks at Troy Aikman. ACME: We don't make awesome contraptions of questionable efficacy to kill roadrunners, we make bricks. more » [deadspin]

drewheyman commented on Soccer Players + Technology = Hilarious Blunders, at 12:47 PM on Jul 8 That's actually the way i speak after drinking Crystal Palace, so it sort of makes sense that's the way he'd type after playing for them. more » [deadspin]

drewheyman commented on Sean Avery Will Now Have To J.O. To Dallas Ladies, at 11:13 AM on Jul 3 @The HZA: yes they do. more » [deadspin]

drewheyman commented on Sprint Forcing Subscribers Out of Standalone Data Plans?, at 11:05 AM on Jul 3 @praevalesco: T-Mob (GSM) & Sprint (CDMA) have different networks. more » [gizmodo]

drewheyman commented on Your Fourth Of July Throwgasm Breakdown, at 3:16 PM on Jul 2 Old Bay completely covers the taste of seafood, and makes it all taste the same. more » [deadspin]

drewheyman commented on Yes, the Tour de France is, at 2:21 PM on Jul 2 @Lord Humungus: they go slower than that don't they on average? more » [deadspin]

drewheyman commented on 2008 Dodge Charger Police Edition, Part One, at 5:16 PM on Jul 1 Here's some copper chargers in texas. more » [jalopnik]

drewheyman commented on 2008 Dodge Charger Police Edition, Part One, at 12:31 PM on Jul 1 Anybody else think it's kinda funny that cops drive Chargers, the same car name (if nothing else) that used to destroy cop cars on a weekly basis on the Dukes of Hazzard? more » [jalopnik]

drewheyman commented on Sprint Airave Femtocell Launching Nationwide July 15, at 10:34 AM on Jul 1 CEOself, Femtocells are configurable where only the subscriber numbers you list in them can access them. more » [gizmodo]

drewheyman commented on Alonzo Mourning's Accused Of Being Deadbeat Casino Space User, at 11:28 AM on Jun 30 @HugsFromHarold: Listo! more » [deadspin]

drewheyman commented on Our Conversation With Buzz Bissinger, at 3:26 PM on Jun 27 @Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket: The oddest thing about FNL is that Odessa is not a "small town" and that Buzz really stretched to make the small-town-football metaphor fit. The Midland-Odessa area has a population of around 250,000 and Odessa by itself is the 268th largest city in the US, ahead of cities like Miami Beach, Duluth MN, Trenton NJ, and Santa Monica CA. more » [deadspin]

drewheyman commented on Two Gallons of Gas Equals One Share Of GM Stock, at 12:05 PM on Jun 27 @Bumblebee: No, don't buy GM stock right now. more » [jalopnik]

drewheyman commented on Mini Thinks Microsoft Is A Bad Word, at 5:35 PM on Jun 25 @jbownsabmw: gadget freaks don't drink. more » [jalopnik]

drewheyman commented on Super-Rich People Are Just Like You, Only Better, at 4:46 PM on Jun 25 sorry i meant that to go to: @Mike the Dog: more » [jalopnik]

drewheyman commented on Super-Rich People Are Just Like You, Only Better, at 4:45 PM on Jun 25 @mytdawg: Wealth is very poorly understood in the US since everyone thinks that there is a larger pool of wealthy people than there actually are. if you make more than about $100k in total family income (ie your income + your spouse's) yearly, then you are in the top 12% in family income in the US. more » [jalopnik]

drewheyman commented on Dee Mirich Says Goodbye To Our Editor In Her Own Special Way, at 3:58 PM on Jun 25 Terrible, but still better than Everclear:I will buy you a new house all shiny and new America:The heat was hot and the ground was dry Jewel:my hands are small i know but they are not yours they are mine own and i never broke them. more » [deadspin]

drewheyman commented on Youth Golfers Get Blindsided By Boob-Infested Golf Outing, at 3:10 PM on Jun 25 every time i'm on the course, i'm surrounded by grandmas, grandpas, and fat guys. more » [deadspin]